Q. Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A. Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Q. What algorithm did Intel use in Pentium’s floating point divider?

A. “Life is like a box of chocolates” (source: F. Gump of Intel).

Q. What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A. A mad scientist.

Q. What’s another name for the “Intel Inside” sticker they put on Pentiums?

A. Warning label.