You want to eat Tom Brady’s broken cell phone? Boom, you got it. How about the infamous Brady courtroom sketch? Bang, take a bite. Tired of me answering questions with Emeril Lagasse exclamations? Blam, that’s the last one.
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And don’t forget to grab a tasty Deflate Cake.
Someone please let Rob Gronkowski spike a Deflate Cake in the end zone Sunday. Make it like a Gallagher show and spray icing into the first row.
