“Ha!” he mocks the other drivers as he whips around the corner. “They are afraid!” And his entrepreneurial savvy is as sharp as his U-turns: he’s currently got a fine desert-camo number parked across the street from the hotel where most reporters are staying. He says Fox News and the networks keep calling. CNN bought a couple for 10,500 Kuwaiti dinars apiece (about $35,000). But King Hummer is always ready to strike a deal. Sitting in his office near a framed photo of George H.W. Bush, he leans in. “For you?” he says. “Nine thousand.”