Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan’s bad takes run wild on you?
The wrestler of WWF fame — and subsequent out-of-the-ring infamy — took to the ‘Gram on Tuesday to unleash his pythons on the world. In a rambling, wild and winding Instagram post, Hogan tried to preach a sermon, saying maybe this is all a direct reflection of people’s dealings — or lack thereof — with Jesus, and that the only way to ward this pandemic off and beat it is to focus on him.
So what do we do without a vaccine? Well, Hulk Hogan has an answer: Jesus.
The caption in its totality:
A post shared by Hulk Hogan (@hulkhogan) on Apr 6, 2020 at 5:57am PDT
So, it would appear that Hogan is copying a chain-post here about the coronavirus, since the original caption ends after his signature “HH.” But, in any case, being in a position that Hogan is (with some obscure level of influence), it seems irresponsible to say something along the lines of “we don’t need a vaccine.”
Maybe we don’t need a vaccine, Maybe we need to take this time of isolation from the distractions of the world and have a personal revival where we focus on the ONLY thing in the world that really matters. Jesus.
Well, there’s a lot to unpack here, but one thing’s for certain: we absolutely do need a vaccine, Hulkster, considering the amount of cases of the coronavirus (COVID-19) in the U.S. is rising and new areas are struck and bound by the coronavirus every day.
So no matter your religion, political leanings or who your favorite ’80s wrestler is, one thing is irrefutable: science is, in fact, a good thing and the coronavirus is, in fact, a bad thing. So yes, a vaccine would be nice, even if you’re a person of god.
You can say your prayers and eat your vitamins, but at the end of the day, self-isolation, washing your hands, staying inside are the best ways to beat this thing.
Try to get some air, Hulk.
